Live in a society most the labor people of geologic strata to fine living dream!"
4, colleague's A runs to come over to seek colleague B modification diagram paper.A has already come to some times, so B is a bit impatient, complained:"Have already modified some times, also need to change!"
Is another together matter C twist overdo in a serious manner say:"The comrade is small to changes to relax, greatly change but harm a body!"(The stage dialogue of the mimicry 《Wu Lin's unauthorized biography 》 inside old white:The small wager relaxs, big wager wound body)
5, one day colleague's A lately bought a cellular phone, then display with everyone in the office he lately- bought cellular phone, colleague's B ran to come over the using of habitual words in Shanghai to ask A to say at this time:"Several Dians?"
I colleague's A don't understand words in Shanghai, think is ask what time clock, he hard tooks a look a cellular phone to say:"9:00."
6, the colleagues play cards together and play Dou landlord, landlord of ascend a card of make the landlord very suffered and do the colleague of "landlord" to do a painful form, at this time a beside the view fought very long the colleague of language not to explode 1:"Yang Bai Lao sees you forcing Huang Shi Ren!"
7, a day colleagues together chat the pop song on the network, a MM says:"I feel that that old rice loves big rat quite good to listen to."
8, together matter A checks diagram paper before computer, another together matter B sit on his behind with him do silly for fun, often the Chuo Chuo his back, touch his head, A says:"Begging you don't made again and make me again to want call."
Colleague's B says:"You call, you call to break throat nobody to also hear."
(Week the stage dialogue of the star Chi 《nine article sesame officer 》 inside)
9, this has a little yellow
The office is together chatting scrolls, have a matter to say that Tang Bo Hu has one suddenly and violently strong scrolls:Draw the last lotus profligate monk a painting, to come out of he feels all not good, everyone's conflicting views was each to express an one's own opinion along while.
An elder brother aside and very long not language, suddenly and slowly exploded 1:The cow whip goes to skin and goes to a whip cow.91 admire to make to smile a net
10, everyone is chatting the topic of the general knowledge on the train.An elder brother says he has the time the soft sleeper for taking by train and led a short while railroad train as a result the member come over to make him change stanza car compartment, he asks a railroad train member what is the row, the railroad train member tells him to say this stanza car compartment over will have the officials of the government to come up, this stanza car compartment was wrapped.Everyone fills with righteous indignation and lambaste government corrupt.
One elder brother the language is astonishing:"These bastards don't even pass trains and not only wrap two milks, but also his mama's pack train!"
11, colleague's B completed there are some difficult tasks in one, colleague Jia Kua Yi says:
"Know, I admire two people in the world, a person is you, a person BE
Way man-Hitler."
12, the colleagues are discussing beauty.
Someone says:"The beauty saw many also all about, all so a few shapes."
Several individuals attach and say:"Boon, about."
An elder brother interrupts to say:"This has what strange of, haven't you heard the clear speech of Al Gore's radicle, the happy family is mostly similar, but the unfortunate family is each to have a dissimilarity."
Seeing the everyone didn't respond, that, immediately after say:"This uses equally suitable on woman, the beautiful woman is mostly alike, difficult see of woman but each have a dissimilarity."
13, everyone together discusses the hair zd, sq Liu, xp.
Someone says:"Sq Liu if not drive the whole zd thought that acrossed, estimated to also have no hair, xp's theory, should change into sq Liu's thought, sq Liu's theory, you see, sq Liu's many cows."
Everyone attaches and:"Yes, yes."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 307 you crowded J8!
Once one female colleague in the unit took bus to bank and saw a very gorgeous young woman for wearing on the car, one sex maniac passed by and stood at her back and forth carried on body contact with her after death.Female great anger, turn head to denounce openly:You push a J8!!
This time calmness inside the car, after several seconds of tediousness, that color man answers:A J8 suddenly and violently smiled inside the car at that time.
Our colleague says that originally a few boys originally wanted to help that girl in the past of, but also all happy of don't go, afterwards a have already arrived to stand that sex maniac to get off
A spool of joke brocade's gathering chapter 308 is carried out to execute by shooting of the prisoner cry about
Words say that a prisoner is carried out to execute by shooting, the factor plays is cook up factory production, the first gun has never teed off to go, the second gun didn't also tee off to go, immediately after and third gun fourth gun
That prisoner cans not stand and cried to say a classic words:"The eldest brother don't waste bullet again, you chock to death me, this too frightenning of his mama person!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 309 ostrich
A hen descended one huge egg, a lot of reporters come an interview.The hen is awkward and shy the language have to cover rooster not.Sees the rooster Wan rise sleeves, this matter I don't announce commentary currently and wait Ye to hold tight that ostrich to say again!
A spool of joke brocade gathers the answer that chapter 310 Jing opens up
The host asks the female the contestant:"What is man's using elder brother Wei's purpose ?"
The contestant of the female was red face to consider to say for a long time:"Can not figure out."
The host immediately says:"Congratulate you on answer a rightness!"
The seat next one discusses:"Answer of too the Jing opened up!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 31112 horoscope baby's temperaments[long article]
With a small joke to see 12 temperaments of horoscopes, is all little babies super joke, ha ha
Aries
The mother usually gives repeated advice to sheep sheep:"Can not play on a swing while wearing skirt;Will be seen the small pants of inside by the little boy otherwise!"
One day, the sheep sheep happily says to the mother:"Today I and small the clear game play on a swing, I won!"
The mother in anger says:"Have not you already told you?Don't play on a swing while wearing skirt!"
The sheep sheep proudly says:"But I good cleverness!I took off the small pants of inside, so he could not see my small pants!"
(Being brave to keep a rate and dare to do dare be of white sheep)
Taurus
Sell the melon the peddler:"Is quick to come to eat watermelon, not sweet don't money!"
The cow cow of hunger and thirst:"!Too like, owner, come to not sweet!"
(Run a household,www.buybeatsbydrdreheadphone.com, want to derail and show consideration for own gold cow)
Gemini
The mother is a pair of pairs to get up:"Hurry!The roosters all shouted bravo several times!"
The double double says:"Does the rooster call to have what relation with me?I ain't a hen again!"
(Ego consciousness mightiness, by oneself thinking of double son)
A little bit make to smile, however the comment says right, I so, ha ha,
Cancer
On the bus, the crab crab says:"I want to sleep with mother tonight!"
The mother asks a way:"You in the future married a daughter-in-law to also sleep with mother?"
The crab crab is without thinking:"H'm!"
The mother asks again:"How to do that your daughter-in-law?"
Xie Xie thought along while and said:"Do so much, let her sleep with father!"
Mother:"!@#$%^&*(……-"
See father again, already tearful!
(Oedipus complex and continuing to long for of Cancer)
Leo
The lion lion takes part in grandmother's birthday dinner.Arrived to eat at the time that life wrapped, the lion lion asked:"Why do we want to eat this kind of life that is like a bottom to wrap?"
It was public to listen to facial expression greatly change.
Connect Zhao lion lion to poke aside a life to wrap, see the bean paste of inside and say:"Grandmother see quickly!The inside still has the bowels!"
Is public dizzy dizzy, vomit of vomit.
(Feel by ego, not afraid side person's taste of proud of lion)
**
The everywhere is very curious to navel, ask father.
Father chased a navel string to connect Zhao baby and maternal truth to in brief speak for a while and say:"After infant leaves maternal, the doctor reduces navel string to break, and beat 1 to knot, Hou come became navel."
Everywhere:"That doctor why
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