I Yan minister!"From now on, the lickspittle secretary doesn't dare to call again"a certain" of.Is surprisingly BE, though so, he still keeps making many laughable mistakes.A day, the lickspittle secretary wants to make collective report to the minister urgent matter.He hurtles into an office dynasty men and women colleague to loudly ask a way:"Where is the Yan minister ?Where is the Yan minister ?"Once the colleagues listen to and roared with laughter to answer:"You never ask so from now on, because the everyones all know where Yan minister is!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2675 breeze to blow Niang son skirt
Is a certain, outskirts river front, bright spring days, the ripples of water ripples.There is a show just, old monk, young girl three people totally take one ship.BE crossing river, the near the bank landscape water light, the landscape is pleasant, show a poem interest to just thrive and make 13 half poems:"3 people total one boat, the Niang son noodles is like oil, next year marry husband-very attentive!"The old monk shouts bravo, with poem:"3 people total one ship, the breeze blows Niang son skirt, the skirt feet Feng starts to blow-fracture!"The young girl is great anger, also and sing:"The show just really has a reason, the monk is really awful.The fracture monk's mouth-have no Chi(disgrace)!"Show just, the ship owner listenned to, each cachinnation of all, the old monk Kui regrets hands over to add.Luckily the ship has already arrived shore and has to flee ignominiously but escapes.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2676 Sam's police officer to be attacked to record/front drama
There is the best that call Sam's police officer, pretty that from recognize the meat stick of world, take care of special breadth, the other people walk to want a tube, the other people talk and take care of even the other people break wind to also want a tube.As long as there isn't equal to its idea of, frequently carry out sanctions to the person.So-called sanctions, be take his that meat"Jing stick" to hold a person-ignore you are a male or a female.There is such a(the good elephant is September 11, 2001) morning, Sam's police officer just waked up from the sleeping, the suddenly left ear was mown to go, didn't°yet waited to respond to come over a right ear be also mown go to, painful get he tore heart crack lung!Sam's police officer is urgently red eye, that"Jing stick" immediately becomes long and thick and hard, to make a surprise attack to"declare war".The elder brothers:The back that protects you, the elder sisters:The front that protects you, we never ask for him and hide a little bit far!
A rightness of the ex- drama that men and women under way have sexual love, the woman says:"You why don't let mine**talk?"
"How let does it talk?"The male asks.
"Put into your tongue, it can talk."The woman answers a way.
A spool of joke brocade gathers the long rust of son/guy of chapter 2677 parrot
An old man is sat bus up, come forward a hippies at this time, his hair dyes red, green, yellow, orange still wear of feather earring, the hippies sees old man in the lo him, ask:"Hi, how Mo, old man?You haven't done an insane matter?"The old man answers:"Yes, once I was dry over a parrot, did I still think that you were my Zi son."
There are a rightness of Chinese husband and wife, get married for several years to born a son.Oddness BE, small guy although the eyebrow eye facial featureses are all very like a father, but the crest wear a head of red hair.Man and wife 100 think not to get its solution, even take a kid to go for a doctor together for this suspecting each other, hence.
The doctor analyzed old along while, the end proved that the son really is also that 2 people are own, but can hardly explain the cause of that red hair.The doctor thought for a long time, ask him 2 people:You generally separate how long do one thing?Have for five days?
2 people wriggle along while just say:Have no.
"Does that have ten days?"
"Is also not only, because we are usually all pretty busy, need to be on business again what of, all at least want 20 geniuses to do one thing for half month."
Doctor's handle knob one stand:"That I finally found out reason, that was the long guy rust!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers an airtight square of chapter 2678/beg to cure
Carry according to the report, the mankind's sex life can keep on a person for aged time, just according to the dissimilarity of age, the summary does some changes on the techniques.An old woman saw this then report, heart very regrets, because recently she and Sir in close combat of time, her Sir usually soon hurt next, this affair makes her very distress.Hence, she begged one airtight square of paying and prepared to eat for Sir.But feel ashamed again,Cheap Beats By Dre, hence she thoughts of a wonderful square, be add the medicine into the noodles to eat for Sir.Affair so not and coincidentally, she Sir's on business can not go home punctually.Wait until in dead hour.Her Sir came back, the efficacy of medicine in the noodles had been already produced, result drive the landscape of dining table to stun.Originally the noodles of the dinner plate all stood up.
A middle age man is like a doctor to plea for help:"my wife have been complaining my function dint gradually decrease."The doctor says:" doesn't worry, this medicine can weigh to flap your male breeze."Few days Hou, this man comes back to reply to diagnose, he says to the doctor:" too stick!Ate your medicine, now I a day can**three times."The doctor says:" thinks to that your wife is definitely very satisfied."The middle age man says:" doesn't know!From then on I hasn't been going home"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2679 generation great man
Make the Sir tell fortune for him for Wang Lao's 51 dayses, told fortune a Sir to chase pair of vein, say to him:"You at the age of 50, the rich talent attains peak, at about 55 years old will become generation great man."Wang Lao Wu listenned to and kept roaring with laughter and said towards telling fortune a Sir just before leaving:"You say my 50-year-old rich talent attains peak, this has some to be like, but you speak my this vice- place class will become great man, that is really founding a nation border fun!"The time is in the passage, Wang Lao Wu just led a 55-year-old birthday soon, and he surprisingly discovered his own that words son to thoroughly don't have already listenned to order.At this time, he just suddenly realize soliloquizes a way:"That calculating Mr. Ming is Gao Ren Na, he has already calculated quasi- I am 55 years old to become generation Wei of person!Do I originally still think that he just plays trick with me!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2680 poise theory
An American professor asks toward three French scholars what is a poise.The first scholar answers:"This definition isn't difficult next, like, when I go home, discover wife just with another man's kiss, but I take off hat for the gift to them, again say'sorry, bother', this is the poise."The second scholar says:"This returns calculate not up poise.If I go home, I take off hat for the gift, then say while discovering wife and another man to kiss:Please keep on continuing execuse me.'This is the poise."The third scholar Le Le beard, loud and clearly say:"This doesn't calculate poise as well.If I go home and discover a wife just and a man's kiss, I take off hat to gift, say'sorry, please keep on continuing'after, again looking at they really keep on continuing, that just sufficient poise."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2681 to wake memory up
The judge, who has been near pleasing to the ear year of, seeks a sweetheart, discover she just and a young lawyer's secret rendezvous.Judge annoys a pole to corrupt to ask for doing to conclude, the sweetheart proposes a solution-she totally mudely appears in front of 2 people(also bareness), whose body occurrence variety, who win.The game starts soon, the lawyer discovers that the judge stealthily and by hand lends support to of the body make reaction, call a way:"Judge, you don't go like this, you can not at'witness'body up begin feet!""What does your ghost call?"Judge immediately still with the color way;"I only awaken'witness'of the memory is just."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2682 water Lian hole to visit to record
On the first, the some tour bureau receives cootie Sir to complain:Say it at'water Lian hole'visit period, encounter to a baldheaded scoundrel bumps shot in a row and reaches to long more than 30 minutes and still vomited its one mouthful while facing a hole thick phlegm;Therefore it claims for a solatium 50 dollars as to please to wash a fee.Hence travel bureau chief Ju come in person the spot after inspecting geography, send it'two younger brothers'into the hole on-site inspection, but it'younger brother'because of all day long world of wine and women, the physical strength cans not stand up, don't arrive for three minutes namely withdraw hole, also white the white threw a bag of'sperm';The Sir of cootie isn't intentional by the side of the canyon 10-1 piece 100 dollars big Chao, hence hum song to take a shower go to.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2683 efficacy of medicine
There is a young wife, tell a bitterness to say to the doctor:"Matrimony just a year, the husband felt sick of to her.""Do not ask
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