Reliability suggests that the true convenience is for a while.Then wait for an opportunity wreath to attend to everything.
Advantage:Have whole body but back of lend, being held tight can fight a person pity.
Weakness:When see when the opportune moment that don't see Be not easy to control.
Project three:Easily permit camouflage
Successful coefficient:★★★★☆Dangerous coefficient:★★★☆☆
Carry out a step:Do obeisance one river the lake Xia Be concealed to is a teacher, spend a year to cultivate to easily permit Shu.Need to be easily permitted Shu self-discipline to arrive a skilled territory, under the disguise of male the comrade come in and go out male Ci, can go to advance unopposed.
Advantage:Safety, calmly, considerable tell time to grow.
Weakness:The period of study long, knowledge's ordering don't easily control.
Project four:The urine escapes
Successful coefficient:★★★★☆Dangerous coefficient:★★☆☆☆
Carry out a step:Appoint"the soil goes" in order to peep instruction, and the soil go the soil of to escape to need with reality organic combine, refine to match a thing development of"urine escape" of need.Take urine liquid as Niu to take, break a male the boundary of the Ci and female Ci.
Advantage:Escape through an urine, can reach any have already known with unknown toilet, be free from a region of restriction.
Weakness:School fees Gao, the use will leave behind on the body over a long period of time difficult smell of bad smell.
Project five:Far view
Successful coefficient:★★★★★Dangerous coefficient:★☆☆☆☆
Carry out a step:Economize a certain funds from the expenditure purchasing cosmetics, used for purchasing a high times telescope.Choose the male Ci that be easy to an observation carries on observing over a long period of time.
Advantage:Safety, calmly, can Be watching and tasting Irish coffee.
Weakness:Make Gao Dian don't easily look for, pass the picture that the optical instrument acquires, the existence loses really a possibility.
Project six:72 change
Successful coefficient:★★★★★Dangerous coefficient:★★★★☆
Carry out a step:Study from Sun Wukong 72 change, arbitrarily the variety is fly, and mosquito...etc. not arresting insect, at liberty hover in the sky in toilet.Want how see how see.
Advantage:It is vivid and mobile, can realize the happiness for flying.
Weakness:The journey carrying on 72 to change to study for higher degree is faraway, the academic association is behind still exist be killed the possibility of wound by the insecticide.
Project seven:High-tech means
Successful coefficient:★★★★☆Dangerous coefficient:★★☆☆☆
Carry out a step:Flower heavy the gold purchase the forerunner's figures supervision facilities, the time in in the dead of night, it is at the target location to put it.Then pass satellite fixed position system,Cheap Beats By Dre, observe when the any location is actually.
Advantage:How to see how see.
Weakness:The funds throw in huge, control a high-tech equipments to take time to study.
Project eight:Paranormal power
Successful coefficient:★☆☆☆☆Dangerous coefficient:★☆☆☆☆
Carry out a step:Seek a Chi Kung book to take in the hand, then simultaneously say"I open eye in a sky!I open eye in a sky!", Simultaneously stare with anger the wall of man's room.
Advantage:The cost is low.
Weakness:Need a strong will, and haven't heard someone success.
Project nine:Is disorderly medium win victory
Successful coefficient:★★★☆☆Dangerous coefficient:★★☆☆☆
Carry out a step:Change the sign of man's room and ladies room with each other, the ground of hall but emperor raises head into male Ci.After being discovered, can shout 1 by Jiao:"!How can and so!"
Advantage:The risk is low, need not funds devotion.
Weakness:There is the possibility to be investigated.
Project ten:Turn a life time transmigration of soul
Successful coefficient:★☆☆☆☆Dangerous coefficient:★☆☆☆☆
Carry out a step:If the above project limits because of the condition or courage shortage, the words of impracticability.Can choose to turn a toilet that a life time does man's room, use life time, heartily on guard male Ci.
Advantage:Time that can watch is long, basic have no risk.
Weakness:Can not go abroad an investigation, enjoy a holiday, and get with excrement for the companion.
(This text purely amuses and declines an observant and conscientious person to smile to imitate)
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1353 girl country fortuitous
The king of the girl country:"Elder brother Tang Seng, you from I!"
Tang Seng:"No!Am I achieving wisdom monk of high renown, how could do this kind of plot?"(Stole to swallow a big saliva)
The king of the girl country:"That your how many disciples?"
Tang Seng:"This, as long as they would like to, the I in no case obstructs."
The king of the girl country:"Good!Prime minister makes elder Tang's a few disciples come over."
(A few disciples arrived at a big palace)
Is many to ask:"Do not know does the king and teacher seek our He Shi?"
Tang Seng:"The queen wants to in the center seek a Mr. Right at you, don't know your idea under how?"
Sun Wukong:(compete first jumped out)"Teacher, the pupil is pressed five fingers mountain, get teacher to give relief to luckily, originally should of one heart and mind escort teacher Buddhist paradise to take through, but the Tu son once makes paradise and once scolded such as come, even if went to Buddhist paradise, if come to affirm and wear small shoe for me, it is the matter sooner or later to be unemployeed, also rather stay here ……"
Sand monk:"Teacher, the Wu is clean term once book Lian great commander, how said to is also an undergraduate course graduation, after getting to Buddhist paradise worked is all right.But spread now the sea go into business, I at quicksand river several years, learned a fish farming, girl country water resources abundant, I think at the son mother the river make to keep a fish field and help a girl country to shake off poverty soon and also at last correspond a nation call!"
Eight quit:"Teacher, although the old pig is incapable,wish and escort teacher west and go ……but, pick water and cook every day, apply fertilizer and plough, so heavily live, all want and press weak shoulder at this up, teacher, are you unfeeling?Do the family pay attention to mercy to say for keeping in mind, being hanging by the side of the mouth?Though arriving the Buddhist paradise can become Buddha, there is house for cent, as long as canning share sorrows for these women who have mercy on, this again calculate what?I don't go into a hell, who go into a hell!!!Let me leave!
(Set descend many female officers cry into one)sand monk and Sun Wukong wish:TNND!This idiot's when becoming so can say.
Tang Seng:"This I pour difficult.So, you threes are each opportunity once, to the queen courtship, exactly is who, see your build to turn."
Sun Wukong:"I will 72 change, can drive somersault cloud, once made paradise, the Dou led such as.The body is strong and healthy, never drink to remit a Ren kidney treasure.You follow me to sit somersault cloud and get to Europe, tour in the United States need not buy a ticket and even saved passports!Hey Hey Hey, show interest?"
The king of the girl country:"Will get to the Internet?"
Sun Wukong:"Get to the Internet??Oh!On the time in dish silk hole poured to once ascend spider's net, old Sun Liang Gun beats to that net pulpy, ha ha!"
The king of the girl country:"Is next!"
Sun Wukong:"I am a boxing stick Shu to add to spread to beat a national champion and keep double Master of Ma Zhong Tao ……"
The king of the girl country:"Is next!"
The sand monk wishes me although mouth benzene luckily saw the love treasure Dian 《exaggeration the west visited 》 the day before yesterday.Hey Hey Hey, order unique.Hence stand on big palace the center, the hands open ……the sand monk sing a way:
Onlyyou, is in my heart love!
Onlyyou, lets me forgets to take through!
Onlyyou is a most love in my heart!
Onlyyou ……
The king of the girl country:"Oh you head!Is next!"
Sand monk:"Don't !Beg you!"
The king of the girl country:"Good!Give you time again opportunity, why do you love me?"
Sand monk(heart in dark pleased:The opportunity came, this classic dialogue I carry n time on my back):"Love one personal demand reason?Need?Need?Need?Need?"
Girl country country:"The disorderly stick tees off!"
(Disorderly stick in the sand monk ambiguously hear:These words our these 2-year-old kids will carry on the back!)
(Sun Wukong's lookinging at a sand monk is teed off to go, again Pie Pie eight quit of pig nose, wish, this time right and wrong I
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